The Jews who settled the
moon
By Janet S. Tiger
(http://www.pioneerdrama.com/authordetail.asp?ac=TIGERJANET)
The Jews settled the moon in 2053, just about five years after the end of the Islamic Wars of the 40’s, where the Middle East, and Israel, of course, had been obliterated by nuclear weapons.
The two million Jews remaining throughout the rest of the world -less than 100,000 total in all the Islamic countries - banded together and purchased the dark side of the moon, which no other
companies or people wished to colonize.
Great transports were arranged via the 62,000 mile space elevator and the Space Shuttle and every Jew on Earth - including anyone who claimed any Jewish heritage whatsoever - left to go to a
place where no one could blame them for anything.
The Earth rejoiced - happily rid of all Jews. There were huge parties throughout all of Sweden and the rest of Europe, Africa, Asia, South America, and North America. (Now known as the Northern
Alliance of Islamic States, after the United States was taken over peacefully in the elections of 2040 by a predominantly Muslim Congress and President, who immediately passed amendments making
Islam the main religion of the United States and the world.) After the last Jew entered the elevator (a David Goldstein, 62, formerly of New York), the Earth was officially declared Judenrein by
Hans Ibn Hitler, a great, great-grandson of Hitler who had been raised in Brazil and hidden by Nazis until this precious moment.
It was not an easy move for the Jews but, in some ways, it was no different from all their moves of previous eras. Some former Israelis (still alive because they were out of Israel when the bombs
dropped) claimed that the moon was easier to deal with because there were no Extremist Muslims. Of course, this precipitated a huge argument with some Jews, who felt not having the Radical
Muslims nearby was not enough challenge.
Other Jews argued that taming a wilderness with no atmosphere, plant or animal life and freezing temperatures was enough challenge. And yet other Jews argued that arguing was counterproductive.
It came as no surprise to anyone that for the two million Jews, there were eventually one million synagogues (with the other million Jews not joining).
It was also no surprise that within just three years, the Jews had created a controlled environment that allowed for fantastic plant and animal growth and production. The transports, which had
been called the Arks, had also carried two of each animal and plant (remember Noah) and through the ingenuity of the Jews and cloning, there were now many new species which sped up production of
food (cows with six udders, chickens with four legs and so forth). The population had rapidly increased and due to the amazing collection of scientific and medical minds, most diseases and even
aging had been reduced to nil.
There was even a ministry of communication with Earth, consisting of the remains of Hollywood producers and moviemakers, who sent back to Earth portraits of life on the moon. Of course, it had
been decided when the Jews first got to the moon - based on six-thousand-year history of people being jealous of Jewish accomplishment - that all news coverage of the moon’s population would be
‘movieized’ to show only horrible things. The film industry, led by Jordan Spielberg, went to great lengths to fabricate news clips to show Jews barely surviving in the harsh lunar habitat.
Artists and engineers labored to cover over the vast environmental successes with illusionary domes showing massive areas of wasteland - just in case anyone from Earth ever sent a spaceship with
cameras to see what was going on.
But no-one ever did, and the years passed rapidly, one decade, then another. Bar Mitzvahs, weddings, brises, all celebrated under the artificial world that the Jews had created - not only had it
not been that bad, but by the end of the century, some Jewish authors were calling the moon colony – “Eden 2”.
Of course other Jews disagreed. In fact, much time was spent on disagreeing. There were even contests for arguing but, in general, there was peace. Anyone who threatened the peace was forced to
officiate at a contest with people arguing about why that person was wrong. The contests would go on for days (sometimes weeks), until the troublemaker begged for forgiveness. (Many penalties on
the moon were similar to this and were extremely effective.)
Back on Earth, life disintegrated without the Jews. There was a return to Middle Ages thought - only the current religion du jour was valid -all others were kept legislated into poverty until a
war erupted and the positions changed for a few years.
Another amazing anomaly appeared when there were no longer any Jews on Earth- anti-Semitism actually increased to monumental proportions! Famous orators explained this simply by saying: ‘I don’t
have to have a gun to be afraid of having my brains blown out.’
Additionally, without the presence of the Jew, the world developed incredible evil that had no release. (Previous evil had always focused on the Jews.) One Rabbi on the moon actually said G-d
spoke to him, and said that He, G-d, was about to destroy the Earth because everyone on the Earth was evil. The Rabbi begged Him to reconsider, and bargained that if there were 1,000 good people
left on Earth, then G-d should spare the planet. G-d then told the Rabbi, “Hey, I was through this before with Abraham and Noah and I already know the answer because I’m G-d.”
People laughed at the Rabbi, but then, one day, while all the lunar citizens were going about their business, an enormous series of explosions was seen on the Earth. Everyone on the moon stared
at the distant fireballs that seemed to engulf the blue planet that was once their home.
Although there had been great anger at being forced to leave the Earth, the true spirit of Judaism was always present on the moon, and no one had wished ill on to their former home.
As in the tradition of the Seder (when the wine is spilled because the Egyptians perished, and we do not rejoice fully when even an enemy has died) when the Jews saw what was happening, they
began to weep and pray, and watch what was to be the final news broadcast from Earth. The horror of the apocalypse was videotaped by cameras until all electricity was ionized by the new electron
bombs. Entire countries were wiped away in the blink of an ion exploding. And then came the final transmission from the nation that had started the entire mess - it was a desperate headline
screamed by a hundred dying newscasters. Their rant continued until it was just blackness. What were they saying? As the Jews watched, some gasped, others cried, and a few even laughed. For the
last words of the disappearing civilization were a condemnation, “the Jews have caused all our problems - they left us here to face the mess they made. If the Jews hadn’t taken all the best
scientists and engineers, we could have defeated our enemies. Our enemies are the Jews! Kill all the Jews.”
It took a little while, but the electronics experts pieced together what had happened on Earth during its last days. Anti-Semitism, which had grown stronger and stronger since the Jews had left,
had reached its pinnacle and all the countries of the world had decided to launch a massive attack on the moon. The attack had been coordinated by the United Nations and although all the missiles
had been launched properly, there was some sort of glitch in the targeting system, resulting in all the weapons colliding in the upper atmosphere and showering the Earth with a deadly rain of
nuclear fire, electronic destruction and a generally bad day.
The mistake triggered the military response of all the nations (who all had nuclear weapons by then - plus a few other horrid toys), and the result was truly an Armageddon.
The Jews on the moon went into a period of deep mourning. The Orthodox rent their clothing and there were mass counseling sessions. And then, about one week after the BIG DAY, as it was now
called, a presence was detected heading towards the moon. Had one of the missiles escaped?
Were the Jews doomed after all? The leaders checked with the defence experts -no, this was not a missile it was an old-style spacecraft, like the ones used in the early seventies. As it
approached, the laser defence was trained on the craft. Debates raged as to whether the craft should be destroyed or allowed to get close enough to communicate with.
A message from the ship came just in time. It said, “We are the last representatives from Earth - two from each country and we come in peace.” Some Jews rejoiced that there were survivors; others
demanded isolation or death of the approaching group.
The Rabbi who had had the vision of earth’s destruction told the leaders that G-d wanted them to have a chance, so they were allowed to circle the moon. When told they could have a section of
land to themselves to farm and repopulate, the Earthlings were upset. They told the Jews that they should be allowed to live with the Jews and have all the same privileges because, after all, in
Judaism, the stranger is given the same rights and privileges as the citizen.
Upon hearing this, the leaders went to the Rabbi with the visions and he offered to guide the visitors to their new home. The leaders allowed him to give the instructions for landing. Of course,
not trusting the Rabbi, the commander of the ship didn’t listen to his advice, and instead crashed into a lunar crater.
And so we have the final days of the history of the planet Earth, which have been generously shared with us by the Jewish colony of the 453rd Solar System of the M Galaxy. Although the Earth is
currently uninhabitable, the head engineer of the Jewish colony on Mars tells us that Venus will be fully colonized by the year 2120, and with continuous replanting, Earth will once again be
ready for Jews returning from other planets in the year 2136.
An interesting side note - inside the wreckage of the rocket with the survivors from Earth was a specially-marked package that had survived which included the following words: ‘Once there was a
great planet named the Earth. And there were many peoples on this planet, and they all existed peacefully with each other, except for the Jews. Wherever there were Jews, there was trouble. Jews
brought dirt and death and hatred and strife. They were finally banished from our planet, only to take with them many great inventors and scientists and doctors, leaving Earth with nothing. We
have decided to destroy the remnants of the Jews, and since the first attempt failed, we are the last chance for Earth. Whoever shall find this will know the truth - It was all the Jews’
fault.’
This panel has been saved and is on display at the Earth Memorial Museum at Rivka Crater, NW, for all travelers who wish to see the remains of a civilization that did not understand the words –
‘He who blesses the Jews, is himself blessed, he who curses the Jews, is himself
cursed.’
Shalom.
The Jews who settled the
moon
By Janet S. Tiger
(http://www.pioneerdrama.com/authordetail.asp?ac=TIGERJANET)
The Jews settled the moon in 2053, just about five years after the end of the Islamic Wars of the 40’s, where the Middle East, and Israel, of course, had been obliterated by nuclear weapons.
The two million Jews remaining throughout the rest of the world -less than 100,000 total in all the Islamic countries - banded together and purchased the dark side of the moon, which no other
companies or people wished to colonize.
Great transports were arranged via the 62,000 mile space elevator and the Space Shuttle and every Jew on Earth - including anyone who claimed any Jewish heritage whatsoever - left to go to a
place where no one could blame them for anything.
The Earth rejoiced - happily rid of all Jews. There were huge parties throughout all of Sweden and the rest of Europe, Africa, Asia, South America, and North America. (Now known as the Northern
Alliance of Islamic States, after the United States was taken over peacefully in the elections of 2040 by a predominantly Muslim Congress and President, who immediately passed amendments making
Islam the main religion of the United States and the world.) After the last Jew entered the elevator (a David Goldstein, 62, formerly of New York), the Earth was officially declared Judenrein by
Hans Ibn Hitler, a great, great-grandson of Hitler who had been raised in Brazil and hidden by Nazis until this precious moment.
It was not an easy move for the Jews but, in some ways, it was no different from all their moves of previous eras. Some former Israelis (still alive because they were out of Israel when the bombs
dropped) claimed that the moon was easier to deal with because there were no Extremist Muslims. Of course, this precipitated a huge argument with some Jews, who felt not having the Radical
Muslims nearby was not enough challenge.
Other Jews argued that taming a wilderness with no atmosphere, plant or animal life and freezing temperatures was enough challenge. And yet other Jews argued that arguing was counterproductive.
It came as no surprise to anyone that for the two million Jews, there were eventually one million synagogues (with the other million Jews not joining).
It was also no surprise that within just three years, the Jews had created a controlled environment that allowed for fantastic plant and animal growth and production. The transports, which had
been called the Arks, had also carried two of each animal and plant (remember Noah) and through the ingenuity of the Jews and cloning, there were now many new species which sped up production of
food (cows with six udders, chickens with four legs and so forth). The population had rapidly increased and due to the amazing collection of scientific and medical minds, most diseases and even
aging had been reduced to nil.
There was even a ministry of communication with Earth, consisting of the remains of Hollywood producers and moviemakers, who sent back to Earth portraits of life on the moon. Of course, it had
been decided when the Jews first got to the moon - based on six-thousand-year history of people being jealous of Jewish accomplishment - that all news coverage of the moon’s population would be
‘movieized’ to show only horrible things. The film industry, led by Jordan Spielberg, went to great lengths to fabricate news clips to show Jews barely surviving in the harsh lunar habitat.
Artists and engineers labored to cover over the vast environmental successes with illusionary domes showing massive areas of wasteland - just in case anyone from Earth ever sent a spaceship with
cameras to see what was going on.
But no-one ever did, and the years passed rapidly, one decade, then another. Bar Mitzvahs, weddings, brises, all celebrated under the artificial world that the Jews had created - not only had it
not been that bad, but by the end of the century, some Jewish authors were calling the moon colony – “Eden 2”.
Of course other Jews disagreed. In fact, much time was spent on disagreeing. There were even contests for arguing but, in general, there was peace. Anyone who threatened the peace was forced to
officiate at a contest with people arguing about why that person was wrong. The contests would go on for days (sometimes weeks), until the troublemaker begged for forgiveness. (Many penalties on
the moon were similar to this and were extremely effective.)
Back on Earth, life disintegrated without the Jews. There was a return to Middle Ages thought - only the current religion du jour was valid -all others were kept legislated into poverty until a
war erupted and the positions changed for a few years.
Another amazing anomaly appeared when there were no longer any Jews on Earth- anti-Semitism actually increased to monumental proportions! Famous orators explained this simply by saying: ‘I don’t
have to have a gun to be afraid of having my brains blown out.’
Additionally, without the presence of the Jew, the world developed incredible evil that had no release. (Previous evil had always focused on the Jews.) One Rabbi on the moon actually said G-d
spoke to him, and said that He, G-d, was about to destroy the Earth because everyone on the Earth was evil. The Rabbi begged Him to reconsider, and bargained that if there were 1,000 good people
left on Earth, then G-d should spare the planet. G-d then told the Rabbi, “Hey, I was through this before with Abraham and Noah and I already know the answer because I’m G-d.”
People laughed at the Rabbi, but then, one day, while all the lunar citizens were going about their business, an enormous series of explosions was seen on the Earth. Everyone on the moon stared
at the distant fireballs that seemed to engulf the blue planet that was once their home.
Although there had been great anger at being forced to leave the Earth, the true spirit of Judaism was always present on the moon, and no one had wished ill on to their former home.
As in the tradition of the Seder (when the wine is spilled because the Egyptians perished, and we do not rejoice fully when even an enemy has died) when the Jews saw what was happening, they
began to weep and pray, and watch what was to be the final news broadcast from Earth. The horror of the apocalypse was videotaped by cameras until all electricity was ionized by the new electron
bombs. Entire countries were wiped away in the blink of an ion exploding. And then came the final transmission from the nation that had started the entire mess - it was a desperate headline
screamed by a hundred dying newscasters. Their rant continued until it was just blackness. What were they saying? As the Jews watched, some gasped, others cried, and a few even laughed. For the
last words of the disappearing civilization were a condemnation, “the Jews have caused all our problems - they left us here to face the mess they made. If the Jews hadn’t taken all the best
scientists and engineers, we could have defeated our enemies. Our enemies are the Jews! Kill all the Jews.”
It took a little while, but the electronics experts pieced together what had happened on Earth during its last days. Anti-Semitism, which had grown stronger and stronger since the Jews had left,
had reached its pinnacle and all the countries of the world had decided to launch a massive attack on the moon. The attack had been coordinated by the United Nations and although all the missiles
had been launched properly, there was some sort of glitch in the targeting system, resulting in all the weapons colliding in the upper atmosphere and showering the Earth with a deadly rain of
nuclear fire, electronic destruction and a generally bad day.
The mistake triggered the military response of all the nations (who all had nuclear weapons by then - plus a few other horrid toys), and the result was truly an Armageddon.
The Jews on the moon went into a period of deep mourning. The Orthodox rent their clothing and there were mass counseling sessions. And then, about one week after the BIG DAY, as it was now
called, a presence was detected heading towards the moon. Had one of the missiles escaped?
Were the Jews doomed after all? The leaders checked with the defence experts -no, this was not a missile it was an old-style spacecraft, like the ones used in the early seventies. As it
approached, the laser defence was trained on the craft. Debates raged as to whether the craft should be destroyed or allowed to get close enough to communicate with.
A message from the ship came just in time. It said, “We are the last representatives from Earth - two from each country and we come in peace.” Some Jews rejoiced that there were survivors; others
demanded isolation or death of the approaching group.
The Rabbi who had had the vision of earth’s destruction told the leaders that G-d wanted them to have a chance, so they were allowed to circle the moon. When told they could have a section of
land to themselves to farm and repopulate, the Earthlings were upset. They told the Jews that they should be allowed to live with the Jews and have all the same privileges because, after all, in
Judaism, the stranger is given the same rights and privileges as the citizen.
Upon hearing this, the leaders went to the Rabbi with the visions and he offered to guide the visitors to their new home. The leaders allowed him to give the instructions for landing. Of course,
not trusting the Rabbi, the commander of the ship didn’t listen to his advice, and instead crashed into a lunar crater.
And so we have the final days of the history of the planet Earth, which have been generously shared with us by the Jewish colony of the 453rd Solar System of the M Galaxy. Although the Earth is
currently uninhabitable, the head engineer of the Jewish colony on Mars tells us that Venus will be fully colonized by the year 2120, and with continuous replanting, Earth will once again be
ready for Jews returning from other planets in the year 2136.
An interesting side note - inside the wreckage of the rocket with the survivors from Earth was a specially-marked package that had survived which included the following words: ‘Once there was a
great planet named the Earth. And there were many peoples on this planet, and they all existed peacefully with each other, except for the Jews. Wherever there were Jews, there was trouble. Jews
brought dirt and death and hatred and strife. They were finally banished from our planet, only to take with them many great inventors and scientists and doctors, leaving Earth with nothing. We
have decided to destroy the remnants of the Jews, and since the first attempt failed, we are the last chance for Earth. Whoever shall find this will know the truth - It was all the Jews’
fault.’
This panel has been saved and is on display at the Earth Memorial Museum at Rivka Crater, NW, for all travelers who wish to see the remains of a civilization that did not understand the words –
‘He who blesses the Jews, is himself blessed, he who curses the Jews, is himself
cursed.’
Shalom.
i couldn`t resist to publish that text. you will find it both in english and in french. IT IS JUST A PARABOL, BUT....
je n`ai pu resister a publier ce texte en anglais et en francais plus bas. ce n`est qu`une parabole, mais.....
good reading / bonne lecture
francois
The Jews who settled the moon
By Janet S. Tiger
(http://www.pioneerdrama.com/authordetail.asp?ac=TIGERJANET)
The Jews settled the moon in 2053, just about five years after the end of the Islamic Wars of the 40’s, where the Middle East, and Israel, of course, had been obliterated by nuclear weapons.
The two million Jews remaining throughout the rest of the world -less than 100,000 total in all the Islamic countries - banded together and purchased the dark side of the moon, which no other
companies or people wished to colonize.
Great transports were arranged via the 62,000 mile space elevator and the Space Shuttle and every Jew on Earth - including anyone who claimed any Jewish heritage whatsoever - left to go to a
place where no one could blame them for anything.
The Earth rejoiced - happily rid of all Jews. There were huge parties throughout all of Sweden and the rest of Europe, Africa, Asia, South America, and North America. (Now known as the Northern
Alliance of Islamic States, after the United States was taken over peacefully in the elections of 2040 by a predominantly Muslim Congress and President, who immediately passed amendments making
Islam the main religion of the United States and the world.) After the last Jew entered the elevator (a David Goldstein, 62, formerly of New York), the Earth was officially declared Judenrein by
Hans Ibn Hitler, a great, great-grandson of Hitler who had been raised in Brazil and hidden by Nazis until this precious moment.
It was not an easy move for the Jews but, in some ways, it was no different from all their moves of previous eras. Some former Israelis (still alive because they were out of Israel when the bombs
dropped) claimed that the moon was easier to deal with because there were no Extremist Muslims. Of course, this precipitated a huge argument with some Jews, who felt not having the Radical
Muslims nearby was not enough challenge.
Other Jews argued that taming a wilderness with no atmosphere, plant or animal life and freezing temperatures was enough challenge. And yet other Jews argued that arguing was counterproductive.
It came as no surprise to anyone that for the two million Jews, there were eventually one million synagogues (with the other million Jews not joining).
It was also no surprise that within just three years, the Jews had created a controlled environment that allowed for fantastic plant and animal growth and production. The transports, which had
been called the Arks, had also carried two of each animal and plant (remember Noah) and through the ingenuity of the Jews and cloning, there were now many new species which sped up production of
food (cows with six udders, chickens with four legs and so forth). The population had rapidly increased and due to the amazing collection of scientific and medical minds, most diseases and even
aging had been reduced to nil.
There was even a ministry of communication with Earth, consisting of the remains of Hollywood producers and moviemakers, who sent back to Earth portraits of life on the moon. Of course, it had
been decided when the Jews first got to the moon - based on six-thousand-year history of people being jealous of Jewish accomplishment - that all news coverage of the moon’s population would be
‘movieized’ to show only horrible things. The film industry, led by Jordan Spielberg, went to great lengths to fabricate news clips to show Jews barely surviving in the harsh lunar habitat.
Artists and engineers labored to cover over the vast environmental successes with illusionary domes showing massive areas of wasteland - just in case anyone from Earth ever sent a spaceship with
cameras to see what was going on.
But no-one ever did, and the years passed rapidly, one decade, then another. Bar Mitzvahs, weddings, brises, all celebrated under the artificial world that the Jews had created - not only had it
not been that bad, but by the end of the century, some Jewish authors were calling the moon colony – “Eden 2”.
Of course other Jews disagreed. In fact, much time was spent on disagreeing. There were even contests for arguing but, in general, there was peace. Anyone who threatened the peace was forced to
officiate at a contest with people arguing about why that person was wrong. The contests would go on for days (sometimes weeks), until the troublemaker begged for forgiveness. (Many penalties on
the moon were similar to this and were extremely effective.)
Back on Earth, life disintegrated without the Jews. There was a return to Middle Ages thought - only the current religion du jour was valid -all others were kept legislated into poverty until a
war erupted and the positions changed for a few years.
Another amazing anomaly appeared when there were no longer any Jews on Earth- anti-Semitism actually increased to monumental proportions! Famous orators explained this simply by saying: ‘I don’t
have to have a gun to be afraid of having my brains blown out.’
Additionally, without the presence of the Jew, the world developed incredible evil that had no release. (Previous evil had always focused on the Jews.) One Rabbi on the moon actually said G-d
spoke to him, and said that He, G-d, was about to destroy the Earth because everyone on the Earth was evil. The Rabbi begged Him to reconsider, and bargained that if there were 1,000 good people
left on Earth, then G-d should spare the planet. G-d then told the Rabbi, “Hey, I was through this before with Abraham and Noah and I already know the answer because I’m G-d.”
People laughed at the Rabbi, but then, one day, while all the lunar citizens were going about their business, an enormous series of explosions was seen on the Earth. Everyone on the moon stared
at the distant fireballs that seemed to engulf the blue planet that was once their home.
Although there had been great anger at being forced to leave the Earth, the true spirit of Judaism was always present on the moon, and no one had wished ill on to their former home.
As in the tradition of the Seder (when the wine is spilled because the Egyptians perished, and we do not rejoice fully when even an enemy has died) when the Jews saw what was happening, they
began to weep and pray, and watch what was to be the final news broadcast from Earth. The horror of the apocalypse was videotaped by cameras until all electricity was ionized by the new electron
bombs. Entire countries were wiped away in the blink of an ion exploding. And then came the final transmission from the nation that had started the entire mess - it was a desperate headline
screamed by a hundred dying newscasters. Their rant continued until it was just blackness. What were they saying? As the Jews watched, some gasped, others cried, and a few even laughed. For the
last words of the disappearing civilization were a condemnation, “the Jews have caused all our problems - they left us here to face the mess they made. If the Jews hadn’t taken all the best
scientists and engineers, we could have defeated our enemies. Our enemies are the Jews! Kill all the Jews.”
It took a little while, but the electronics experts pieced together what had happened on Earth during its last days. Anti-Semitism, which had grown stronger and stronger since the Jews had left,
had reached its pinnacle and all the countries of the world had decided to launch a massive attack on the moon. The attack had been coordinated by the United Nations and although all the missiles
had been launched properly, there was some sort of glitch in the targeting system, resulting in all the weapons colliding in the upper atmosphere and showering the Earth with a deadly rain of
nuclear fire, electronic destruction and a generally bad day.
The mistake triggered the military response of all the nations (who all had nuclear weapons by then - plus a few other horrid toys), and the result was truly an Armageddon.
The Jews on the moon went into a period of deep mourning. The Orthodox rent their clothing and there were mass counseling sessions. And then, about one week after the BIG DAY, as it was now
called, a presence was detected heading towards the moon. Had one of the missiles escaped?
Were the Jews doomed after all? The leaders checked with the defence experts -no, this was not a missile it was an old-style spacecraft, like the ones used in the early seventies. As it
approached, the laser defence was trained on the craft. Debates raged as to whether the craft should be destroyed or allowed to get close enough to communicate with.
A message from the ship came just in time. It said, “We are the last representatives from Earth - two from each country and we come in peace.” Some Jews rejoiced that there were survivors; others
demanded isolation or death of the approaching group.
The Rabbi who had had the vision of earth’s destruction told the leaders that G-d wanted them to have a chance, so they were allowed to circle the moon. When told they could have a section of
land to themselves to farm and repopulate, the Earthlings were upset. They told the Jews that they should be allowed to live with the Jews and have all the same privileges because, after all, in
Judaism, the stranger is given the same rights and privileges as the citizen.
Upon hearing this, the leaders went to the Rabbi with the visions and he offered to guide the visitors to their new home. The leaders allowed him to give the instructions for landing. Of course,
not trusting the Rabbi, the commander of the ship didn’t listen to his advice, and instead crashed into a lunar crater.
And so we have the final days of the history of the planet Earth, which have been generously shared with us by the Jewish colony of the 453rd Solar System of the M Galaxy. Although the Earth is
currently uninhabitable, the head engineer of the Jewish colony on Mars tells us that Venus will be fully colonized by the year 2120, and with continuous replanting, Earth will once again be
ready for Jews returning from other planets in the year 2136.
An interesting side note - inside the wreckage of the rocket with the survivors from Earth was a specially-marked package that had survived which included the following words: ‘Once there was a
great planet named the Earth. And there were many peoples on this planet, and they all existed peacefully with each other, except for the Jews. Wherever there were Jews, there was trouble. Jews
brought dirt and death and hatred and strife. They were finally banished from our planet, only to take with them many great inventors and scientists and doctors, leaving Earth with nothing. We
have decided to destroy the remnants of the Jews, and since the first attempt failed, we are the last chance for Earth. Whoever shall find this will know the truth - It was all the Jews’
fault.’
This panel has been saved and is on display at the Earth Memorial Museum at Rivka Crater, NW, for all travelers who wish to see the remains of a civilization that did not understand the words –
‘He who blesses the Jews, is himself blessed, he who curses the Jews, is himself
cursed.’
Shalom.
FRANCAIS:
Parabole : l'exil des Juifs sur la lune
Un journal du Kurdistan irakien appel au retour des juifs kurdes en ce pays. Symbolique de l’histoire de science fiction ci-dessous.
Je vous transmets ce
remarquable texte qui pourrait après tout ne pas être qu'une fiction. Peut être même qu'un jour, la réalité dépassera cette fiction.
L’auteur de cette brillante histoire demeure inconnu. Elle a été adressée à un blog sur Internet … le 18 juin 2009
Adaptation française de Sentinelle 5769
Les Juifs se sont installés sur la lune en 2053, environ cinq ans après la fin des guerres islamiques des années 2040, où le Moyen-Orient et Israël bien sûr avaient été totalement détruits par des armes nucléaires. Les deux millions de Juifs survivant à travers le reste du monde – moins au total 100.000 vivant dans l’ensemble des pays islamiques – se sont rassemblés pour acheter la face cachée de la lune, qu’aucune autre compagnie ou personne ne souhaitaient coloniser.
Des moyens de transports gigantesques furent organisés via un élévateur spatial de 100.000 km* et la navette spatiale, et tous les Juifs sur terre – et tous ceux qui revendiquaient une ascendance juive de quelque nature – partirent pour gagner un lieu où personne ne pouvait rien leur reprocher.
Sur la terre on se réjouit – heureusement débarrassée de tous les Juifs. Il y eut d’énormes fêtes à travers toute la Suède et le reste de l’Europe, en Afrique, en Asie, en Amérique du Sud et en Amérique du Nord. (Aujourd’hui désignée sous le nom d’Alliance Nordique des Etats Islamiques après que les Etats-Unis passèrent pacifiquement aux élections de 2040 sous le contrôle d’un congrès à dominante musulmane, avec un président musulman qui fît adopter immédiatement des amendements faisant de l’islam la principale religion des Etats Unis et du monde.
Après que le dernier Juif (nommé David Goldstein, 62 ans, domicilié avant à New York) soit entré dans l’élévateur, la Terre fut officiellement déclarée ‘Judenrein’ par Hans Ibn Hitler, un arrière-arrière petit fils d’Hitler élevé au Brésil et caché par des nazis jusqu’à ce précieux instant.
Ce ne fut pas un déplacement aisé pour les Juifs mais, d’une certaine manière, ce n’était pas différent de toutes leurs errances dans des ères antérieures. Quelques anciens Israéliens (survivants parce qu’ils étaient hors d’Israël quand les bombes tombèrent) déclarèrent qu’il était plus facile de s’arranger ainsi parce qu’il n’y avait pas de musulmans extrémistes. Bien sûr, cela déclencha une énorme polémique avec certains Juifs, qui percevaient que de n’avoir pas de musulmans radicaux dans leur voisinage n’était pas encore un défi suffisant.
D’autres Juifs arguaient que maîtriser une étendue sauvage et désolée, sans atmosphère, ni plante ni vie animale, et des températures réfrigérantes était un défi suffisant. Et d’autres Juifs arguaient qu’argumenter était contre-productif. Il s’avéra sans surprise que pour les deux millions de Juifs, il y avait finalement un million de synagogues (avec l’autre million de Juifs qui ne s’y joignaient pas).
Sans surprise non plus, en moins de trois ans, les Juifs avaient recréé un environnement maîtrisé qui permettait une formidable croissance avec les productions végétale et animale. Les transports, appelés les Arches, avaient aussi véhiculé un couple de chaque animal et de chaque plante (souvenez-vous de Noé), et grâce à l’ingéniosité des Juifs et au clonage, il y avait désormais beaucoup de nouvelles espèces qui accélérèrent la production de nourriture (des vaches à six pis, des poulets à quatre pattes, et ainsi de suite). La population s’était rapidement accrue, et du fait du surprenant rassemblement d’esprits médicaux et scientifiques, la majorité des maladies et même le vieillissement avaient été réduits à néant.
Il y avait même un ministère de la communication avec la Terre, constitué par le reliquat des
producteurs et de réalisateurs de Hollywood, qui renvoyaient vers la Terre des séquences de la vie sur la lune. Bien sûr, on avait décidé dès que les Juifs avaient atteint la lune – en se fondant
sur six mille ans d’histoire de gens jaloux de la réussite juive – que toute la couverture des nouvelles sur la population de la lune serait ‘scénarisée’ pour ne montrer que d’horribles
évènements. L’industrie du cinéma, dirigée par Jordan Spielberg, se donna beaucoup de mal pour fabriquer de toutes pièces des clips d’informations montrant des Juifs survivant avec peine sur le
très dur habitat lunaire. Des artistes et des ingénieurs oeuvraient pour recouvrir les vastes réussites environnementales par des dômes illusoires montrant des zones massives de terre désolée –
au cas où quelqu’un sur la Terre enverrait un vaisseau spatial avec des caméras pour voir ce qui advenait.
Mais personne ne le fit jamais, et les années passaient vite ; une décennie, puis une autre. Des bar mitzvahs, des mariages, des brit mila*, tous célébrés dans le monde artificiel que les
Juifs avaient créé – non seulement ce n’était pas si mal, mais à la fin du siècle, certains auteurs Juifs dénommaient la colonie lunaire, l’Eden 2.
Bien sûr d’autres Juifs n’étaient pas d’accord. De fait, beaucoup de temps se passait en
désaccords. Il y avait même des compétitions de dispute mais en général, la paix régnait. Celui qui menaçait la paix était contraint d’arbitrer une compétition avec quelqu’un discutant de la
raison pour laquelle cette personne avait tort. Les compétitions se prolongeaient pendant des jours (parfois des semaines) jusqu’à ce que le fauteur de troubles suppliât qu’on lui pardonne.
(Beaucoup de peines sur la lune étaient de ce type, et étaient extrêmement efficaces).
Retour sur la Terre : la vie se désintégrait sans les Juifs. Il y avait un retour à la pensée du Moyen Age – seule la religion actuelle était valide – toutes les autres étaient placées sous
un régime de pauvreté, jusqu’à la survenue d’une guerre et à un changement de position pendant quelques années.
Une autre anomalie étonnante apparut quand il n’y eut plus aucun Juif sur la Terre – l’antisémitisme augmenta vraiment dans des proportions monumentales ! Des orateurs fameux expliquaient cela simplement en disant : ‘je n’ai pas besoin d’un fusil pour craindre que mon cerveau éclate’. De plus sans la présence du Juif, le monde a développé un mal incroyable sans remède. (le mal antérieur était toujours focalisé sur les Juifs). Un Rabbin sur la lune déclara avec conviction que D.ieu lui avait parlé, et dit que Lui, D.ieu, s’apprêtait à détruire la Terre parce tout un chacun sur la Terre était malin. Le rabbin Le supplia de reconsidérer sa position, et marchanda : « Si il restait 1000 justes sur la Terre, D.ieu devrait épargner la planète. D.ieu dit au rabbin : « Hé, j’ai déjà eu cette discussion avant avec Abraham et Noé, et je connais déjà la réponse parce que D.ieu, c’est moi ».
Les gens se moquèrent du rabbin, mais ensuite, un jour, alors que les citoyens de la lune s’en allaient à leur travail, une énorme série d’explosions fut observée sur la Terre. Chacun sur la lune regarda les lointaines boules de feu semblant engloutir la planète bleue qui fut autrefois leur foyer.
Bien qu’il y eût une très grande colère d’avoir été obligés de quitter la Terre, le véritable esprit du judaïsme restait toujours présent sur la lune, et personne n’avait souhaité de mal à son ancien foyer. Comme dans la tradition du Seder* (quand le vin est répandu parce que les Egyptiens périrent, nous ne nous ne réjouissons pas totalement même de la mort d’un ennemi), quand les Juifs virent ce qui arrivait, ils commencèrent à pleurer et à prier, et observèrent ce qui devait être la dernière émission d’information depuis la Terre.
L’horreur de l’apocalypse fut enregistrée par des caméras jusqu’à ce que l’électricité fût ionisée par les nouvelles bombes à électrons. Des pays entiers furent effacés en une fraction d’explosion d’un ion. Puis vint la transmission finale depuis la nation qui avait entamé ce désordre total – ce fut un titre désespéré hurlé par une centaine d’émetteurs d’information. Leur divagation continua jusqu’à un noir complet. Que disaient-ils ? Pendant que les Juifs regardaient, certains haletaient, d’autres pleuraient, et quelques uns riaient même. Car les derniers mots de la civilisation qui sombrait étaient une condamnation. ‘Les Juifs ont provoqué tous nos problèmes – ils nous ont abandonnés ici pour affronter le désordre qu’ils ont laissé. Si les Juifs n’avaient pas pris avec eux les meilleurs scientifiques et ingénieurs, nous aurions pu vaincre nos ennemis. Nos ennemis sont les Juifs ! Tuez les Juifs’.
Il fallut un court instant, mais les experts en électronique rassemblèrent ce qui était survenu sur Terre pendant ses derniers jours. L’antisémitisme, qui était devenu de plus en plus puissant depuis que les Juifs étaient partis, était monté au pinacle, et tous les pays du monde avaient décidé de lancer une attaque massive contre la lune. L’attaque avait été coordonnée par les Nations Unies et, bien que tous les missiles aient été lancés convenablement, il y eut une sorte de pépin dans le système de visée, provoquant l’effondrement de toutes les armes dans la haute atmosphère, puis arrosant la Terre d’une pluie mortelle de feu nucléaire, des destructions électroniques, et de façon générale, d’un jour sombre. L’erreur déclencha une réplique militaire de toutes les nations (qui disposaient toutes alors d’armes nucléaires – en plus de quelques autres jouets épouvantables), et le résultat fut un véritable Armageddon
Les Juifs sur la lune traversèrent une période de deuil profond. Les orthodoxes déchirèrent leurs vêtements et il y eut des réunions massives de conseil. Puis, après une semaine environ suivant le ‘Grand Jour’ comme il fut nommé, une présence fut détectée se dirigeant vers la lune. L’un des missiles avait-il échappé ? Les Juifs étaient-ils condamnés après tout ? Les dirigeants consultèrent les experts de la défense – non, ce n’était pas un missile. C’était un vaisseau spatial des temps anciens, comme ceux utilisés au début des années 70. Alors qu’il s’approchait, la défense laser fut dirigée sur le vaisseau. Des débats firent rage pour savoir s’il devait être détruit ou autorisé à se rapprocher assez pour communiquera avec.
Un message du vaisseau arriva à ce moment. Il disait : ‘Nous sommes les derniers représentants de la Terre – deux de chaque pays, et nous venons pacifiquement’. Quelques Juifs se réjouirent qu’il y eût des survivants, d’autres exigèrent l’isolement ou la mort de groupe en approche.
Le rabbin qui avait eu la vision de la destruction de la Terre dit aux dirigeants que D.ieu
voulait leur donner une chance ; aussi furent-ils autorisés à tourner autour de la lune. Quand on leur dit qu’ils pourraient disposer d’une partie du sol pour établir des fermes et
repeupler, les Terriens furent contrariés. Ils dirent aux Juifs qu’ils devaient être autorisés à vivre avec les Juifs et à avoir les mêmes privilèges – parce que, après tout, dans le judaïsme,
l’étranger reçoit les même droits et privilèges que le citoyen.
Entendant cela, les dirigeants allèrent voir le rabbin aux visions, et il proposa aux visiteurs une visite guidée de leur nouveau foyer. Les dirigeants lui permirent de donner les instructions
pour l’alunissage. Bien sûr, ne faisant pas confiance au rabbin, le commandant du vaisseau n’écouta pas ses conseils et ainsi, s’écrasa dans un cratère lunaire.
Ainsi se déroulèrent les derniers jours de la planète Terre, qui avait été généreusement partagée avec nous par la colonie juive du 453ème système solaire de la Galaxie. Bien que la terre soit actuellement inhabitable, l’ingénieur en chef de la colonie juive sur Mars nous dit que Vénus sera complètement colonisée d’ici l’an 2120, et grâce à des replantations continues, la Terre sera un jour de nouveau prête pour le retour des Juifs d’autres planètes en l’an 2136.
Une remarque marginale intéressante – à l’intérieur de la fusée naufragée des survivants de la Terre, il y avait un paquet spécialement marqué qui avait réchappé, comportant les mots suivant : « Il était une fois une grande planète nommée la Terre. Et il avait beaucoup de peuples sur cette planète, et ils vivaient tous en paix, sauf les Juifs. Où qu’il se trouvât des Juifs, il y avait des troubles. Les Juifs apportaient la saleté et la mort et la haine et les conflits. Ils furent enfin bannis de notre planète, autorisés seulement à emporter avec eux nombre de grands inventeurs, de scientifiques et de docteurs, abandonnant la Terre sans rien. Nous avons décidé de détruire les résidus des Juifs, et comme la première tentative avait échoué, nous sommes la dernière chance de la Terre. Celui qui trouvera ceci connaîtra la vérité – tout était de la faute des Juifs’.
Cette inscription a été conservée et elle est exposée au « Musée du Mémorial de la Terre » dans le cratère de Rivka, NW, pour tous les voyageurs qui veulent voir les restes d’une civilisation qui n’avait pas compris les mots : « Celui qui bénit les Juifs sera lui-même béni. Celui qui maudit les Juifs sera lui-même maudit ».
Shalom
was a time i didn`t wrote some words here.
all is ok, life goes back to normal way.
monday we`ve been to the Patac (new opera house of Tel-Aviv) to see Aida from Verdi put on stage by Franco Zeffirelli and perform by the Scala of Milano.
this event was one the culture one for the 100 anniversary of the city of Tel-Aviv.
the mastro of th orchestra was Omer M. Wellber and Aida was perform by Maria Jose Siri, and Radames by the tenor Salvatore Licita.
outstanding eve for 4 hours.
the costums and the stage were absolutly gorgious. the voices and the chorus fantastic.
a great great time!!!!
last week-end, we`ve been to Haifa,
we`ve been to the university
of
Haifa
to see the
museum of archeology and the panorama to the Hermon, the sea and Acco.
then we drove to some druzic villages, had a good local meal, bought plants for the balcony before driving back to Ramat-Gan.
there we started a new week, for me the 6 or 7 once at the oulpan ( i do not count anymore...)
i m getting better in the language even if it`s not yet fluent, of course.
those 2 weeks, there are the Maccabiah in Ramat-gan (this is the olympic games for jewish atleths coming from all over the world). it`s holding every 4 years, it`s the 18th actually.
we were proud in the class this morning as Natacha, Hershel`s bride brought us the bronze medal he got for the israeli team of cricket.
we are having good time, each week someone brings food from his country to share, thats fun, it will be my turn soon.
summer is really here now with heat and high humidity. i can`t stay without air conditionning anymore, even at night. i think we will have a high electricity bill..... but confort has a price,
doesn`t it?
well, i wish you all well and having good time wherever you are.
all the best.
hugs and kisses
francois
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